I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
i need some magic done to my vagina
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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