You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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