"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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