Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Who died my cat blue again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
My feet surprised me
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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