drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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