I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
We had to coat check the pizza.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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