DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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