batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
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if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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