Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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