so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
