apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He better not be in your backpack
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Randomize
