I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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