you traded sex for a burrito?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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