did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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