new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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