and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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