Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Can Purell be used as lube?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize