Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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