so explain again why im purple
no
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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