Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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