Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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