Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
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not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm getting married
To pizza
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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