Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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