I cockslap morals
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
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six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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