i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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