well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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