it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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