And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
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Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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