So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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