what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I just gift wrapped bread.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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