For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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