I must be too annoying 4 u.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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