you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
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I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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