I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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