8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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