just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
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When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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