she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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