this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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