Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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