Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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