i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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