At least make sure they are 18
Why
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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