it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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