Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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