we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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