Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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