Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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