i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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