Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
where are you?
Hypothermia
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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