I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Small penises have feelings too.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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