Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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