It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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