Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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I understand Curling. That high.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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