Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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