i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Fuck appropriateness.
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Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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