glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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